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How Do I Get My G/F To Dinosaur?

Journal Entry: Sat May 26, 2012, 7:50 AM
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XD It's as odd as it is cute. I'm curious to know what the person's reaction would be if their boy/girlfriend asked them to do this. If I were asked to do it, I'd laugh and go ''lol ...What? Okay, whatever makes you happy.''  Dinosaurs are awesome, plus it sounds entertaining to watch. I just can't imagine how anyone would go about asking that...or what the other person would want in return.

Also my astrology today... >>

''Go ahead and be a flirt -- and not necessarily in just the romantic sense. Be open to all kinds of possibilities and surprising opportunities could crop up where you least expect them. Let spontaneity be your guide.''

You know you're a meek, shy, wuss when even your astrology tells you to grow a pair and flirt more. XD Oh astrology, I'm so bad at it. D; See this would be me flirting... let's put it in a boss/employee setting uh.. just because.

Me: -walks into the boss's office-
Boss: Yes?
Me: o_o
Boss: ...Yeeessss?
Me: Uh... I eh... .///.;
Boss: What is it, Drakness?
Me: .......I... :iconwhatisthisplz:
Boss: Did you need something?
Me: I...I LIKE YOUR TIE. -runs away-
Boss: ಠ_ಠ

Yep.

I went to this website with so called ''tips'' on flirting with women, it's tips are....confusing.

''12. When you're walking next to her, push her off the sidewalk/path.'' So..women like it when you push them? Does that only work for sidewalks and paths? :confused: XDD

''If she's insecure, don't make fun of her- it will only make her feel bad about herself'' wtf? If she's insecure or not should you really make fun of anyone? Much less the woman you love? This site is on drugs.

''Don't hit her.'' ._. Isn't that a given? I mean seriously? Do people need to be told not to do that? How is that flirting? Not hitting her is flirting?

From what I gather from that website, women like food... praise and being shoved. So I guess...buying her food, telling her she's beautiful then pushing her over will make her marry me? LOL. :U

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=LinnechaRose May 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:'3 your art. I love it so much, especially your RAPR. ♥

Sorry for the random as hell comment. I just thought I'd let you know how inspirational your art is to me. (Considering I've been working on a few Irken OC's myself.) xP



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I have I told you yet how much I love your webcam >:

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~tg111 May 15, 2012  New member Hobbyist Artist
hey dude, can u draw my sis [link] and u plz?

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Mood: Artistic !zeemmy May 14, 2012  New member Student
hey ted-darkness i don't mean to bother u but i just want to say your a awesome artist[link] and i wish i can draw like u and i want to know how but i know u just need to keep practicing but your just so awesome and cool and i just wish i can draw like u but still your awesome and a nice person and artist ...OH btw i also saw your voice meme thinning and i like your voice too and your art and art your stuff ok now am going
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!zeemmy May 10, 2012  New member Student
ok OH and p.s i wont get mad if u draw my irkn well u dont have to draw her am just saying u can draw zem if u want to ok i wont get mad :D cuz am nice and your nice too [link]
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